If you have not yet read
Part 1 of this Series, it would be helpful to your understanding of this part to read that one first.
Now for all of those too busy or too lazy to read Part 1 that involves the topic of Sitting, I shall endeavor to enlighten you in the form of a TL;DR.
Sitting is awesome. Men are awesome, hence Man + Sitting = More Awesome.
A more verbose way to put it is that Rest and Relaxation are important to all of us, and a primary motivation of Man is to be Sitting as opposed to running, standing, or working. We do uncomfortable things such as work and such to pay for the comforts of a nice chair, a nice television, a climate controlled house and other niceties. I am thoroughly convinced that the sole reason for technological advancement is to increase leisure time. If you think about it, you know it is true. Man used to get his news from the paper, but that involved getting off the couch and walking outside to actually fetch it. Never mind holding the paper and actually reading it. It is much simpler to hit a button and have news 'read' to you, hence, technological advancement. In the ancient days, they had horses and bikes for transportation, but that was oh so slow. Today we have cars, because we need faster transportation so we can decrease the time it takes to get to and from places, thus increasing our leisure time. List 10 technological advancements in your lifetime. I am willing to bet that most to all of them in some way make life easier and lazier for us. From medical advancements to make us live longer, and thus have more time in retirement, to different ways of entertainment to improve the 'quality' of our leisure.
I am of the assumption that all of this leisure has made us soft.
Hear me out, fellows, for I am not saying that Man has become namby pamby in his technological bubble of greatness. There are many things that are Man that still to the core of his being make him rugged and awesome. As you can see, I am leading into the second part of my series, with a foreshadowing of why I seem to be calling all Men weak pansywastes that are soft and lazy.
Man has an inherent need for:
VIOLENCE
What is this VIOLENCE, you ask? It seems as though I'm committing a logical fallacy here. On one hand, I am calling men soft, and on the other I am advocating violence? Here, here, my good friend. Let me explain what I mean by this. Men have an inherent need for BATTLE. For a contest of wills, brains, brawn, muscle, blood, sweat and beef jerky. Think of what really motivates Men, think of what their leisure activities consist of:
1) Sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball)
Sports is an easy observation we can make about Violence. In an age where life gets easier and easier for our younger generations, they become all the more thirsty for something real, something WAR-like that they can hang their feral urges on and cheer on the conquest of opposing forces. Sports are miniature organized battles that fulfill Man's thirst for challenge and conquest.
2) Outdoorsmanship
Some Men love the great outdoors. Hunting, Fishing, Camping, Hiking. Many of these things the Man yearns for. To subjugate the very elements beneath his Technology and to hunt animals harkens Man back to a simpler time when Man did fight with those elements on less than favorable terms.
3) Video Games
Aah, here is the crux of where we find most of you and I. Being as this is a video game themed site, I would suppose that most of your are 'Gamers'. You see, Violence meets Fun and Sitting here in the virtual world. First, we don't have to leave the comfort of our own home, and thus we can game as a form of relaxation. To 'blow off some steam' as it where, a place to ease some of the stresses the world puts upon us. Second, it is inherently violent. Most video games I know involve some contest of arms, armor, magic, technology or some other vehicle for violence within. You begin as Pauly Player 1 the Hero of Hamshire and level up to become the SAVIOR OF THE WORLD. Any number of extrapolations can be found within this, from Aero the AcroBat (Super Nintendo, for you old gamers) to Zelda, where our hero Link resides. Video Games offer an easy, accessable way to live out those conquests and other lives.
"Did you Ever Know That You're My Heroooo..."Everyone wants to be a Hero. Heroes save the day, Heroes get the chicks, Heroes drive fast cars, eat what they want, and don't gain any weight. Heroes have good teeth and great muscles. Let's face it. On a good day, most of us couldn't even be a sidekick. BUT, we don't have to be. Some of the magic that video games provide is in the opportunity to be that Hero. I think in some ways, that is why we get so into our characters. We've traveled with this Avatar, or toon, for 40, 60, sometimes 80 levels through changing worlds, quests, stories and battles. We feel like we know our characters through their wardrobe, their weapons, their achievements, their titles. In a lot of ways, those Avatars are a representation of our own achievements. So what if I'm Jimmy the School Janitor in the day. I'm Jupitor the Juxtaposer on the nights and weekends. I'm a level 40 Bright Wizard/Warrior Priest/Zealot/Black Orc/Ironbreaker/Black Guard in full Dark Promise(s). To someone, somewhere that means something. Every level 10 noob just getting their Green "of Vengeance" gear looks up to you and says "COOOOOL". Someone wants to BE you. Someone wants to BE LIKE YOU. I think, if we all look deep down inside, some of what we want is just acceptance. That's why a group of friends is so important, because they don't care who you are, or how many purples you have. They're cool with you in greens.
I did veer wildly off topic, but back to Violence, then. part of the ramblings here are just to give you some philosophical insight into what motivates gamers, and why they do the things they do. On average, most Gamers are Male, and thus most games are built with that market segment in mind. Violence is the inherent male need for battle and challenge. In a world where things come easy, to stave off boredom, Man has invented challenge for himself. It keeps our wits at end, our minds sharp, and trains our wills to a steely resolve. Without Violence, man will go soft. He will become lazy and unmotivated to do much of anything. Man strives to be challenged and to but his will and might towards insurmountable odds.
This is Violence. This is challenge. This is Man.
Find a Challenge, and beat it to death with a stick.
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